If society has "Gone to the dogs"
it may not be so bad . . .
IF A DOG TAUGHT A CLASS,
YOU WOULD LEARN GOOD STUFF LIKE:
it may not be so bad . . .
IF A DOG TAUGHT A CLASS,
YOU WOULD LEARN GOOD STUFF LIKE:
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
- When it’s in your best interest --- practice obedience.
- Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
- Take naps, and stretch before rising.
- Run, romp, and play daily.
- Avoid biting whenever a simple growl will do.
- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
- When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout --- run right back and make friends.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- Stop when you have had enough.
- Never pretend to be something you’re not.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- Be loyal.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them.
