BEFORE & AFTER LOVE|
BEFORE -
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You take my breath away |
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AFTER -
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I feel like I'm suffocating. |
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Twice a night |
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AFTER -
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Twice a month. |
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She says she loves the way I take control of a situation |
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AFTER -
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She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. |
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Saturday Night Fever |
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AFTER -
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Monday Night Football |
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Don't stop. |
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AFTER -
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Don't start. |
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BEFORE -
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Is that all you're having? |
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AFTER -
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Maybe you should have just a salad, honey. |
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It's like I'm living in a dream |
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AFTER -
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It's like he’s living in a dorm |
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$60/doz. |
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AFTER -
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$1.50/stem |
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BEFORE -
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Turbocharged |
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AFTER -
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Jumpstart. |
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BEFORE -
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We agree on everything |
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AFTER -
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Doesn't she have a mind of her own? |
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BEFORE -
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Victoria's Secret |
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AFTER -
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Fruit-of-the-Loom |
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Charming and Noble |
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AFTER -
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Chernobyl |
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BEFORE -
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Feathers and handcuffs |
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AFTER -
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Ball and chain. |
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Idol |
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AFTER -
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Idle |
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I love a woman with curves. |
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AFTER -
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I never actually said you were fat. |
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BEFORE -
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He's completely lost without me. |
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AFTER -
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Why won't he ever ask for directions? |
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BEFORE -
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Time stood still |
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AFTER -
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This relationship is going nowhere |
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BEFORE -
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Croissant and cappuccino |
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AFTER -
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Bagel and instant. |
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BEFORE -
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You look so seductive in black |
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AFTER -
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Your clothes are so depressing. |
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Oysters |
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AFTER -
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Fishsticks |
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BEFORE -
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I can hardly believe we found each other. |
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AFTER -
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I can't believe I ended up with someone like you. |
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BEFORE -
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Passion |
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AFTER -
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Ration |
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BEFORE -
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Once upon a time |
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AFTER -
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The end. |
It is amazing to realize how we often allow something wonderful
to fade and become a regret.
May you treasure what you started out with
and remember . . . .
it takes polish and elbow grease to keep it shiny.
